in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A


Star Trek!

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)


Blue Is the Warmest Color (2013)



Reasons to dye your hair bright and unnatural colors

  • Because you wanna
  • Being punk rock
  • Looking hella cute
  • Small children’s reactions


go on


Vintage biker cutie

Anonymous asked:
sooo you a rough sex blog preaching feminism? fuckin weird



Look man. I don’t give a fuck if i’m knuckle deep in her ass hole and she’s covered in cum and tied to my bed frame, I still hold her equal to me.

i needed to reblog this again


this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student who couldn’t stop flipping out long enough to prioritize. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:


Informal infographic depicting evolution 


I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me


Gretchen: You just spit on it?

Jimmy: Yeah.

Gretchen: You just spit on my vagina.

Jimmy: So?

Gretchen: Don’t!

Jimmy: Why?

Gretchen: Why don’t spit on my vagina?

Jimmy: It’s saliva. It’s gonna get there anyway.


"It’s only a walk of shame if you are capable of feeling shame."