If you don’t love Wallace, you’re wrong.
who wouldnt reblog wallace wells
If youre my girlfriend then there is absolutely no need to get jealous because im probably obsessed with you
I'm not afraid of hurting anymore...
Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow
straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship
Oh my fucking god
Actually, the skeleton with bone boobs is a male skeleton. From what I can see, the pelvic inlet is too narrow to be female, and the pubic arch is far too V shaped to be female. So this is scientifically two male skeletons.
the straights have been foiled again
my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.
If James and Lily had survived, I am positive that every time Harry got into trouble, there would be a huge betting pool on whether the next howler would be James and Sirius congratulating him or Lily screaming at him and commanding Severus to give him detention for a month. And as the Potter family owl would arrive, everyone would be silently anticipating the results, and at the end you’d see dumbledore discretely handing mcgonagall 10 galleons
“No, tragically we are both heterosexual.”