thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”


danieljlayton:

chomokh:

still the best thing to come out of Australia

The last two are so beautiful I could just about cry.


positivelypinkie:

Destroy the idea that in gay couples one has to be masculine and one has to be feminine to imitate heterosexuality


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surprisebitch:

the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"

yaaas drag him


achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

image


ai-yo:

they saved her life


superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies



hamhammyham:

Boy im interested in who is interested in me: *likes another girls selfie*
Me: oh u want to play games? *fucks someone else*


thefemaleofherspecies:

lurkthejerk:

lurkthejerk:

lurkthejerk:

Is it worth it.

let me work it.

i put my thang down flip it and reverse it.

it’s yurfurmanurnakjsdnfkjsd



asmilinggoddess:

somewhere in a lays office an employee is sitting with his head in his hands whispering “what have we done?”


emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.


creamyburrito:

BABY GOLDEN RETRIEVER BEING A NOOT NOOT