communistbakery:

I was trying to make a pun about escaping quicksand but I’m stuck


at a horror movie
bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be

giantmechanicalants:

theflyingdutchman:

why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life

Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.

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theodd1sout:

Happy late fathers day!

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nenepapa-lets-play-sburb:

stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

i hate you

you can just feel the cavities



21/? the sign of three caps


churchvan:

if your boyfriend doesn’t worship your butt then he’s a lame and i’m very sorry you have to deal with that


applespine:

thehiddentriforce:

yandere-dono:

thehiddentriforce:

itsspookytoremember:

You know what? I’m pretty smartimage

I should be on the…………..image

Honour Roll

Your Zuko costume’s pretty good, but your scar’s on the wrong side.

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Tumblr-user thehiddentriforce will forever carry dishonor with them.

For everyone who completely missed it, allow me to be less subtle:

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who’s the one carrying eternal dishonour now?


nicoosuxx:

Omfg


epicmafiameekins:

yo danny phantom he was just 1


pronqs:

Another merch give-away! Since my last give-away was such a success I’ve decided to do another one. You can see that my give-aways are real by clicking here
Basically, the winner of this will get to spend $50USD in my Society6 shop!

How do I afford to do all these give-aways, you ask?
I make money online by using an app, it’s that easy! I test apps on my phone to earn PayPal money, I’ve earned $80NZD in a week! Want to know how you can make money by using the app too? Click here to read more! (I promise it’s no scam, there’s proof if you follow the link!) 

Rules: 

  • You must be following me (pronqs) or my vintage/photography blog (antiquitate)! I will be checking who’s following me and I’ll just re-randomize if you’re not following me! You just have to follow one or the other, not both!

  • Likes don’t count for anything! Reblogs count and you can reblog this as many times as you like!

  • You MUST check out my Society6 shop regardless of the giveaway and it’s Instagram//Facebook//Tumblr (which follows back).

  • Winner will be chosen using a Randomizer and will be contacted via Tumblr messages (your ask box) so please have this option turned on.

  • You must be at least eighteen years of age OR have the permission of a parent/guardian to give your address to me!

  • The winner MUST be willing to prove that the give-away is real by posting photos of the products on your blog, like these people have done, when you receive them!

  • This give-away will end July 31st at 10pm (This is a New Zealand date and time!) Winner will have 2 days to respond or I’ll re-draw the winner!

  • This give-away will shipped world wide and shipping will be paid in ADDITION to the $50 you’ll have to spend, it will not be taken out of that amount. 

Prizes (to clarify): 
The winner will be told that they can choose ANY item/s in my shop as long as the overall total doesn’t exceed the amount of $50USD! If the total ends up being $44USD, I will not be giving the extra $6USD, sorry! 

You could choose any number of things like 3 mugs OR a wall clock and a mug OR a hoodie OR 2 pillow cases OR a couple of t-shirts OR a phone case and a mug OR anything else as long as it doesn’t exceed $50USD!

DISCLAIMER:

  1. THIS GIVEAWAY IS IN NO WAY AFFILIATED WITH TUMBLR OR SOCIETY6!
  2. THE ABOVE IMAGES ARE PREVIEWS FROM SOCIETY6! 

YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING ME OR ANTIQUITATE FOR YOUR ENTRY TO COUNT! 

YOU CAN CLICK HERE TO SEE PAST GIVE-AWAY PROOF!

Happy reblogging, and stay amazing! c:

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avatardedpotterhead:

dicksconnected:

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

  1. NO one thinks theyre for you
  2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
  3. nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend



pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT