imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread
later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”
still the best thing to come out of Australia
The last two are so beautiful I could just about cry.
Destroy the idea that in gay couples one has to be masculine and one has to be feminine to imitate heterosexuality
Nash Grier compilation of comebacks
"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"
yaaas drag him
pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon
they saved her life
i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies
Boy im interested in who is interested in me: *likes another girls selfie*
Me: oh u want to play games? *fucks someone else*
Is it worth it.
let me work it.
i put my thang down flip it and reverse it.
somewhere in a lays office an employee is sitting with his head in his hands whispering “what have we done?”
Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.
BABY GOLDEN RETRIEVER BEING A NOOT NOOT